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The 23rd of June, in the year of our Lord 2003 | 12:09 am
Am done with angst and sadness for a good while. I need a staggeringly funny book. Any suggestions?
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The 23rd of June, in the year of our Lord 2003 | 12:45 pm
Thanks for the various book suggestions---right now I am applying equal parts Wodehouse and Pratchett to my person to get me out of my funk, and perhaps even out of the ubersynergetic sinus/ear infection I've developed*, but I will check the titles out once I trot over to the library.
I think the only thing I dislike about Texas, really? Is the fact that y'all slinks into the back of your mind and sets up shop. You will be casually going about your business, you will open your mouth to comment about something and out it trots, like it owns the place. You stand dumbstruck, hands over your offending mouth. Eventually you sputter, "Surely I didn't----just---!" And for days after you are cautious, you screen your words internally, checking for cracks through which it can creep.... until your vigilence slackens and it shoots through the gap again. It is a downhill battle, my friends, and one I am going to lose shortly. Pretty soon all I will be able to say will be "How-dee whoo doggies boy howdy y'all y'all y'all," tears streaming down my helpless face.
Oh man, I just read that there's this special edition that's been released of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Oversized two volumes with script and bonusy thingies? Augh augh augh. I will never have money again.
* = Man, I'd be the best doctor ever---"Have you been taking your british humorists regularly? No? Then no wonder you have mange."
I think the only thing I dislike about Texas, really? Is the fact that y'all slinks into the back of your mind and sets up shop. You will be casually going about your business, you will open your mouth to comment about something and out it trots, like it owns the place. You stand dumbstruck, hands over your offending mouth. Eventually you sputter, "Surely I didn't----just---!" And for days after you are cautious, you screen your words internally, checking for cracks through which it can creep.... until your vigilence slackens and it shoots through the gap again. It is a downhill battle, my friends, and one I am going to lose shortly. Pretty soon all I will be able to say will be "How-dee whoo doggies boy howdy y'all y'all y'all," tears streaming down my helpless face.
Oh man, I just read that there's this special edition that's been released of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Oversized two volumes with script and bonusy thingies? Augh augh augh. I will never have money again.
* = Man, I'd be the best doctor ever---"Have you been taking your british humorists regularly? No? Then no wonder you have mange."
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The 23rd of June, in the year of our Lord 2003 | 12:50 pm
( A HP5 question. )
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The 23rd of June, in the year of our Lord 2003 | 02:59 pm
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Adventures In Stupidity
The 23rd of June, in the year of our Lord 2003 | 04:54 pm
OK, the ATM at my bank has this display when you get in, and at the bottom it has language selections? Spanish ("Espanol!") and someothereasilyrecognizablelanguageIcan't recallrightnow ("Easilyrecognizeableforeignphrase!"), and then, right there
"Hmoob!"
My mind crumbles a little more every time. Whatever language that is, it is now my favorite. Can someone tell me what it is?
I once stupidly pressed it, just to see more? Which was so dumb, because I couldn't read what I was doing.
Which (the majority of you may have realized before I did) is an incredibly stupid thing to do in situations involving your savings.
This is why I can never have children. God knows what I'll do with THEM.
I can, however, educate yours!
The part of Future!EvilTeacher!Anne will be played this evening by John Linnell. Thank you.

"Hmoob!"
My mind crumbles a little more every time. Whatever language that is, it is now my favorite. Can someone tell me what it is?
I once stupidly pressed it, just to see more? Which was so dumb, because I couldn't read what I was doing.
Which (the majority of you may have realized before I did) is an incredibly stupid thing to do in situations involving your savings.
This is why I can never have children. God knows what I'll do with THEM.
I can, however, educate yours!
The part of Future!EvilTeacher!Anne will be played this evening by John Linnell. Thank you.
