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The 23rd of June, in the year of our Lord 2008 | 10:20 pm
Hey! I haven't posted in a month and a half. Let's talk video games.
The new Prince of Persia looks like they lost the parkour in the chaos when a Final Fantasy barfed on it; I hate the movie already.
Grand Theft Auto was so amazingly amazing; I miss it desperately now that it is over. We'll get episodes on the PS3 someday, right? Right? Kudos to Rockstar for telling a reasonably grown-up story. I will probably make a whole post about this later; contain your excitement, if you please.
Our chum Grant loaned us Metal Gear Solid, which is beautiful and engaging even as it makes absolutely no sense and segues into 30+ minute cutscenes... Apparently he's got the jitters even more than I do, and is always asking us how his Snake is doing. While I have a deep, emotional attachment to Niko, and miss his murderous, hangdog face, I think Grant just misses staring at Snake's impeccably rendered butt.
So Foley and I made him a book. I wrote it and did the cover; Foley did everything else.
( Cut for butt. )
(We got this book blank at Muse for like six bucks; it's a guaranteed fun time. Count on us picking up a few more.)
I promise our next collaboration won't be a video game joke. And I promise not to take another month and a half to post!
The new Prince of Persia looks like they lost the parkour in the chaos when a Final Fantasy barfed on it; I hate the movie already.
Grand Theft Auto was so amazingly amazing; I miss it desperately now that it is over. We'll get episodes on the PS3 someday, right? Right? Kudos to Rockstar for telling a reasonably grown-up story. I will probably make a whole post about this later; contain your excitement, if you please.
Our chum Grant loaned us Metal Gear Solid, which is beautiful and engaging even as it makes absolutely no sense and segues into 30+ minute cutscenes... Apparently he's got the jitters even more than I do, and is always asking us how his Snake is doing. While I have a deep, emotional attachment to Niko, and miss his murderous, hangdog face, I think Grant just misses staring at Snake's impeccably rendered butt.
So Foley and I made him a book. I wrote it and did the cover; Foley did everything else.
( Cut for butt. )
(We got this book blank at Muse for like six bucks; it's a guaranteed fun time. Count on us picking up a few more.)
I promise our next collaboration won't be a video game joke. And I promise not to take another month and a half to post!
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Let us study the wonderous simplicity of Wookieeness.
The 28th of April, in the year of our Lord 2008 | 10:23 pm
All right dudes, I give you: The Wookiee Book. (I forgot a few; they'll be added later.)
I finally have a tag to outnumber harrypotter, and it's wookieebook. So it goes.
Thanks to all who contributed!
